After a meeting this morning I decided to swing by BJ’s Shopping Club for two things: tissue (because my kids noses are runny) and toilet paper (because…well..). I go in with laser precision for what I need trying not to spend any more time in this anti-farmer’s market venue than necessary.
As I am waiting in line at the check-out, an older gentleman has in his cart the following items: 1 case (12 cans) of chili, 1 case (again 12 cans) of pork and beans, 4 frozen pizzas, 1 case of Hot Pockets (pepperoni and cheese), 1 box of American sliced cheese (about 1 million slices), 1 pack of hot dogs, 1 big tube of breakfast sausage, 1 case of Jimmy Dean sausage and biscuits, 1 container of chocolate chip cookies and lastly…. 3 big ass bottles of Tums, 2 big ass bottles of Pepto Bismol.
No judgement here because what does my shopping cart say about me?
